Texts from Last Night: Roger Goodell Super Bowl Edition

Posted: February 2, 2015 in Burnvisuals, Sports
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. . .and just like that: **POOF** the season is over.

Last night was the culmination of all the hype and games and insanity of an entire 6 months of professional football.  NFL Commisioner, Roger Goodell, is probably pretty glad the season is over.  It was a rough one for ‘ole Rog and his neighborhood.  During all the business of the NFL’s ultimate game and the ultimate celebration of the NFL, Roger was inundated with messages from well wishers and haters alike.

Fortunately for you, we’ve partnered up with everyone’s favorite perv-hackers – you know, the ones who have made every celebrity cower in fear as they feverishly attempted to delete their sext messages from “The Cloud”— and managed to get just a snippet of some of the texts that were sent to Roger Goodell last night.


His son was among those checking in with his Dad on the eve of his big moment.

Jr.


It turns out that, even as commissioner, Goodell has a lot of say in the commercials during the Super Bowl.

Downer


He was in close contact with the halftime entertainment throughout the morning of the big game.

Katy


Johnny Football took time out from hitting the beer bong to shoot the Commish a nice text.

Football

 


 

He was still having trouble getting people to answer his questions, though.

waldo


He was even receiving texts from the mysterious great beyond. . .

Ghost


Even beleaguered former NFL running back, Ray Rice, was trying to get an audience with Goodell.

Ray

FIN

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