Over the last few days we’ve all become certifiable experts on PSI, ball inflation, and have found ourselves inundated with #deflategate and all the insanity the comes with an extra long week of NFL Super Bowl hype. Yesterday, Tom Brady addressed the media and went into excruciating detail about the minutiae of how he picks out his footballs for use in the games.
He denied any and all allegations of tampering with the pigskin. Tom Brady, according to Tom Brady, always has and always will play fair. But you can bet that as soon as Tom stepped off that podium and headed back to his supermodel wife his phone was exploding with text messages.
Fortunately for you, we’ve partnered up with everyone’s favorite perv-hackers – you know, the ones who have made every celebrity cower in fear as they feverishly attempted to delete their sext messages from “The Cloud”— and managed to get just a snippet of some of the texts that were sent to Tom Brady last night.
A confused former Tour de France champion weighed in with his opinion on the matter.
Tom’s favorite Red-Zone Target wanted to extend his heartfelt support.
New England Running back, and most ironically named human on earth, LeGarrette Blount reached out to offer his thoughts.
Tom’s long-time adversary fired off a quick, parody-song-laden text.
Tom was even getting accidental texts last night!
Tom received nothing but support from his long-time coach.
A mystery texter weighed in with thoughts on a possible replacement, should Brady get suspended.
Even the Dallas Cowboys had players reaching out to Brady.
Even the defensive players from the Patriots were showing their support for their QB.
None other than the ‘Ole Gunslinger made a textual appearance on Brady’s phone.
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