If there’s one thing we know about Nebraska Coordinator, John Papuchis, it’s that he’s truly a master motivator.  Whether getting the guys crunk on the sidelines with his fiery antics, going airborn for a flying chest bump with a Husker player after a big play, or making sure that the players are taking Coach Pelini’s “Execution” statements to heart, he’s usually making sure the team is ready to play.  If there’s two things we know about Papuchis, it’s that he’s also the illest MC to ever grace the mic in the state of Nebraska.  He obliterated Miami with this hot-fire diss track in September, undoubtedly being the fuel for the engine that propelled the Big Red to their biggest win of the season thus far.

So what does a master motivator and the dopest of MC’s do when his team has another massive game coming up this Saturday against the Wisconsin Badgers?  Simple.  He gets in the booth.

Utilizing a top-secret source within the inner circle of the Nebraska Football Program, we were able to obtain a leaked copy of Papuchis hot new single.  Shots fired!!!!!!!

(Lyrics)

Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Say go JP , cuz that’s my cuz that’s my

Football 101, the hottest defense under the sun
My flow so sick, like a Gerry pick, then we’re off on the run.
I’m back on the mic, son, you know how I do.
I’m laying down a sequel like it’s Sharknado 2
Up to the frozen tundra where every meal is just cheese.
You think you’re stopping us, man, “Child please.”
And that damn playoff committee with their homegirl Condoleez,
Well once we get the “w” they can grab on deeze.
And we’re fishing for Stave like a large-mouth bass
Here to expose your O-Line like Kardashian ass.
I got magic up my sleeve, call me Houdini
Poof! your season’s up in smoke, like Carl Pelini.
We got this game wrapped up, in the bag like Glad
And our coaches lookin’ fresh, peep that Joe Ganz plaid
2.0 Yards per carry, call you Daniel Tosh
It’s a Tour de Banderas like you’re biking with Josh.
Set up Camp in Camp Randall for 4 quarter stint
Playing so damn good Bo pitches a Khaki Tent

Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Say go JP , cuz that’s my cuz that’s my

Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Say go JP , cuz that’s my cuz that’s my

So pick your poison, Gary, buy the ticket take the ride
RG4 off the edge is a Stave Homicide.
Point Guarding on your asses like we’re Jeremy Lin
Best safety in the game, Gerrymandering.
Tackle your team so hard make you Top-10 famous
Shave those points off your offense, you can call me Jameis.
It’s Badger huntin’ season every day this fall
And Winter’s always coming this far north of “The Wall.”
That’s a diggy dope lyric about Game of Thrones
So suck on this broadsword you Adidas-thieving clones.

Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Say go JP , cuz that’s my cuz that’s my

Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Go JP, ‘cause this is JP
Say go JP , cuz that’s my cuz that’s my

FIN

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