Burnpoetry Presents: A Terrifying Transmutation, Brady Hoke to Chris Christie

Posted: November 15, 2013 in Burnvisuals, Sports
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We all know that Brady Hoke looks like a someone tossed a couple ounces of Artie Lange, 3 shots of Chris Christie and a pile of underachievement into a blender, frappéd that unholy cocktail and then lit it on fire.  But what would that facial transmorgrification look like?  In the immortal words of one Samuel L. Jackson: hold onto your butts.  

(*Author’s note: try to un-see that America.)

FIN

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